Blows My Brains

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Twist Ending.

“I’ve managed the business side and I’ve managed the creative side and, in the end, I got to say the creative side is better for you. The business is bullshit. People who are up in those offices all day, they’re not doing shit. It really doesn’t take all that superstructure to go ahead and make money. But you have to be focused. For me, I do my business. I got niggas helping me out of course. But the bottom line is, my computer is right up top. It’s in my head.”
RZA’s The Wu-Tang Manual
Calvin: I’m going to paste Susies pate with a slushball! Heh, Heh, Heh
Hobbes: Some philosophers say that true happiness comes from a life of virtue.
……………..
Calvin: Someday I’ll write my own philosophy book.
Hobbes: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

Calvin: I’m going to paste Susies pate with a slushball! Heh, Heh, Heh

Hobbes: Some philosophers say that true happiness comes from a life of virtue.

……………..

Calvin: Someday I’ll write my own philosophy book.

Hobbes: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

1902: Saint Pierre

Only the Condemned Is Saved

On the island of Martinique, too, a volcano explodes. As if splitting the world in two, the mountain Pelee coughs up a huge red cloud that covers the sky and falls, glowing, over the earth. In a wink the city of Saint Pierre is annihilated. Its thirty-four thousand inhabitants disappear—-except one.
The survivor is Ludger Sylbaris, the only prisoner in the city. The walls of the jail had been made escape-proof.

Eduardo Galeano’s Century of the Wind

This is a lyrical collection of vignettes that spans the history of Latin America from 1900 to around 1980. It is the ultimate mind bender, showing many of America’s political, economic, and cultural influences from a totally inverted perspective. Traditional histories are more ethnocentric, focusing purely on the “big kid”. Century of the Wind is like hearing the story from all of the other kids on the block.

“All of us, you see, have two senses of sight, just as we have two senses of smell and taste and hearing. there is the outer sense, the highly developed one which we all use, and there is the inner one also. If only we could develop these inner senses of ours, then we could smell without our noses, taste without our tongues, hear without our ears and see without our eyes. Do you not understand? Do you not see that our noses and tongues and ears and eyes are only…how shall I say it?… are only instruments which assist in conveying the sensation itself to the brain.”
Roald Dahl’s The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

“Well,” Harry said, “look at it this way: Suppose you were an intelligent bacterium floating in space, and you came upon one of our communication satellites, in orbit around the Earth. You would think, What a strange, alien object this is, let’s explore it. Suppose you opened it up and crawled inside. You would find it very interesting in there, with lots of huge things to puzzle over. But eventually you might climb into one of the fuel cells, and the hydrogen would kill you. And your last thought would be: This alien device was obviously made to test bacterial intelligence and to kill us if we make a false step.”


“Now, that would be correct from the standpoint of the dying bacterium. But that wouldn’t be correct at all from the standpoint of the beings who made the satellite. From our point of view, the communications satellite has nothing to do with intelligent bacteria. We don’t even know that there are intelligent bacteria out there. We’re just trying to communicate, and we’ve made what we consider a quite ordinary device to do it.”

Michael Chrichton’s Sphere
Bill Watterson has a knack for keen observations.

Bill Watterson has a knack for keen observations.

Dr. Monnitoff: Each vessel travels along a vector path through space-time… along its centre of gravity.
Donnie(to himself): Like a spear
Dr. M: Beg Pardon?
Donnie: Like a spear that comes out of your stomach?
Dr. M: Uhh… sure. And in order for the vessel to travel through time it must find the portal, in this case the wormhole, or some unforeseen portal that lies undiscovered.
Donnie: Could these wormholes appear in nature?
Dr. M: That… is highly unlikely. You’re talking about an act of God.
Donnie: If God controls time… then all time is pre-decided. Then every living thing travels along a set path.
Dr. M: I’m not following you.
Donnie: If you could see your path or channel growing out of your stomach you could see into the future. And that’s a form of time travel, right?
Dr. M: You are contradicting yourself, Donnie. If we could see our destinies manifest themselves visually… then we would be given the choice to betray our chosen destinies. The very fact that this choice would exist… would mean that all preformed destiny would end.
Donnie: Not if you chose to stay within God’s channel…
- Richard Kelly’s Donnie Darko

Dr. Monnitoff: Each vessel travels along a vector path through space-time… along its centre of gravity.

Donnie(to himself): Like a spear

Dr. M: Beg Pardon?

Donnie: Like a spear that comes out of your stomach?

Dr. M: Uhh… sure. And in order for the vessel to travel through time it must find the portal, in this case the wormhole, or some unforeseen portal that lies undiscovered.

Donnie: Could these wormholes appear in nature?

Dr. M: That… is highly unlikely. You’re talking about an act of God.

Donnie: If God controls time… then all time is pre-decided. Then every living thing travels along a set path.

Dr. M: I’m not following you.

Donnie: If you could see your path or channel growing out of your stomach you could see into the future. And that’s a form of time travel, right?

Dr. M: You are contradicting yourself, Donnie. If we could see our destinies manifest themselves visually… then we would be given the choice to betray our chosen destinies. The very fact that this choice would exist… would mean that all preformed destiny would end.

Donnie: Not if you chose to stay within God’s channel…

- Richard Kelly’s Donnie Darko

Lemuel indicated the apartment with a wave of his hand. “All these apparent objects - each has a name. Book, chair, couch, rug, lamp, drapes, window, door, wall, and so on. But this division into objects is purely artificial. Based on an antiquated system of thought. In reality there are no objects. The universe is actually a unity. We have been taught to think in terms of objects. This thing, that thing. When Null-O is realized, this purely verbal division will cease. It has long since outlived its usefulness.”
…. As Dr. North watched intently, Lemuel rushed about the apartment gathering everything together in a heap. Then, when all the books, pictures, rugs, drapes, furniture, and bric-a-brac had been collected, he systematically smashed everything into a shapeless mass…

“You see,” he said, exhausted and pale from the violent effort, “the distinction into arbitrary objects is now gone. this unification of things into their basic homogeneity can be applied to the universe as a whole. The universe is a gestalt, a unified substance, without division into living and non-living, being and non-being. A vast vortex of energy, not discrete particles! Underlying the purely artificial appearance of material objects lies the world of reality: a vast undifferentiated realm of pure energy. Remember: the object is not the reality. First law of Null-O thought!”

Philip K. Dick’s “Null-O”.

The Null-O’s go onto to try and destroy the world with “E-bombs” so that the Earth can return to a state of homogenous matter.

“And then he would be able to see another area, a region farther beyond. He was always moving, advancing into new regions he had never seen before. A constantly unfolding panorama of sights and scenes, frozen landscapes spread out ahead. All objects were fixed. Pieces on a vast chess board through which he moved, arms, folded, face calm. A detached observer who saw objects that lay ahead of him as clearly as those under foot.”

Philip K. Dick’s “The Golden Man”

This is referring to how an alien man sees time, as past, present, and future all at the same moment.

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